Okay, reader, trivia time: can you name the song that’s been performed by Petula Clark, Sinead O’Connor, the Indigo Girls, Peaches, Sporty Spice, and at least one member of Destiny’s Child? If you guessed “I Don’t Know How To Love Him,” Mary Magdalene’s big number from Jesus Christ Superstar, then you are correct! I just made the mistake of combing my Twitter feed for mentions of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Biblical rock musical and basically I’m never going to bed again. How can I, when there’s visual artist Robin Kahn’s glorious a cappella recording from memory of the entire soundtrack from memory? Or this French film called Tout le monde il est beau, tout le monde il est gentil, which one writer described as the musical’s French equivalent? There’s even a fanmade album called Muppet Christ Superstar! John Legend and Sara Bareilles are both snooze factories so I have zero hope for the NBC televised production, but The Wilbury Group’s concert run-through sounds promising! Shannon Hartman gets to tell us how she doesn’t know how to love him.