There’s basically nothing happening today besides a metal show at Lupo’s that doesn’t sound particularly promising. Every single gallery is closed, I think, and I’ve pretty much run out of movie recommendations. Will Assassin’s Creed be really stupid despite the presence of the impossibly handsome Michael Fassbender? (Probably.) Will the non-consensual romantic plot of Passengers keep the internet in a tizzy? (Most likely.) Do various CGI animals singing “Baby Got Back” and “The Humpty Dance” make Sing worth your time? (Signs point to no.) Perhaps you should stay home and catch up on your reading.
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December
26
2016